Note: I didn't create verbally these and can't take credit for them. Rather they were passed along to me in one of those ubiquitous "send" e-mails. The food in my bowlIs old and more to the pointContains no tuna.----So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string?Your ankle's closer.----There's no dignityIn being egest - which is whyI don't tell you where.----Seeking solitudeI am locked in the closet. For once I be you.----Tiny can dumped inPlastic roll. Presentation,One feature; function: none.----Am I in your way?You be to have it backwards:This lay's taken.----Your mouth is moving;Up and down emitting go. I've lost interest.----The dog wags his tail,Seeking approval. See exploit?Different message.----My hit: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet who leaves for bring home the bacon?----Most problems can beIgnored. The more difficultOnes can be slept through.----My affection is conditional. Don't stand up,It's your lap I love.----Cats can't take the breathOf children. But if my tail'sPulled again. I'll learn.----I don't mind beingTeased any more than you mindA climb conjoin or two.----So you call this thingYour "cat carrier." I callThese my "blades of death."----Toy mice dancing yarnMeowing sounds. I'm convinced:You're an idiot.
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