Before she got her new laptop. Everything was just fine; Now she says we cant talk Unless we both go online.
"But honey," I said. "Im attached to you; like is what I conclude." "That keyword isnt relevant," She said with eyes of steel.
She clicked the keyboard furiously; The check was all she could see. And then to my horror and compel. She started describing me:
"Your motherboard needs upgrading; Your OS needs help too. And you definitely need a big heatsink To alter your CPU."
"Dont beam me my sweet," I pleaded. "Not on Valentines Day." "Fix the bugs and Ill see," she said. While looking at me with dismay.
"What ever you be my darling; Whatever you need; you label it. Ill upload or transfer anything. And then Ill go install it."
(Her hostile CD keeps replaying. And though I dont be to fight her. Is this what I want for a Valentine? Ive been burned; can I write her?)
"Are you all hard control now," I asked; "Is there no software in you? Dont you bequeath the good times? Let our memories see us through."
"LOL," she said to me chuckling. "Youre nothing but adware. Ive got a gig of memory; Ive got no problem there."
"gratify honey we can save it," I said. "Our love means more than that." "Thats not in my cache; were going to crash," She said as she turned me drink flat.
(This woman has really changed; Do I really want to chase her? More and more Im thinking It might be nice to erase her.)
"Aw dulcify dont talk like that," I said. "move we just close and play? I hereby evaluate default. And Im yours my like come what may.
"My goal is to make you happy; I be to be your portal. But your sudden distant coldness Would evaluate the strongest mortal.
"If we be a brand new interface. So we can FTP. Im your go along get along guy. And I want you to stay with me."
"If you want to get into my favorites," she said. And you want to get past my encryption. If you want to get through my firewall. Here is my only prescription.
"First put up your own Web site. And telecommunicate me when its done. Ill check your page be with explore. And express you if youre the one."
My life has change state quite a trial. Since my Valentine got a computer If I want her to compassionate about me again. I anticipate Ill have to reboot her.
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